i'm back from my week of dispare
i couldn't play any electronics
but i have an old ass laptop
that was my dads' but it goes slow
and has no internet (WWWWHHHYYYYY!!!!)
also i have sattilite TV and a radio
ANYWAYS this is what happened in
the Akatsuki in the past week

wHERE dEIDARA gO???
Jamie: Has anyone seen Deidei?

Zetsu:*burps*no...

Jamie: Zetsu, did you eat him?

Zetsu: no...

Jamie: Zetsu...

Zetsu: *growls*

Jamie: *hits him with a newspaper*

Zetsu: *yelp*

Jamie: Now Sit!

Zetsu: *sits down*

Jamie:Spit him out.

Zetsu: *Spits out his arms*

Jamie: All of him.

Zetsu:*coughs then spits him out*

Deidara: Well, dad seems fine


sASORI'S nEW pARTNER
Leader: Now that Orochimaru is gone I have assigned you a new partner...meet Deidara.

Deidara: HI^^

Sasori: *raises hand*

Leader: Yes Sasori?

Sasori: Can I have another because he looks like a girl

Deidara: I'M NOT A GIRL DAMMIT!*hits back of sasori's head*

Sasori: *head falls off*

Deidara: *eyes widen*

Sasori: Ow...please don't do that again.

Deidara: okay*puts his head back on*
(few hours later)
Deidara: Look we got off on the wrong foot let's try again...I'm Deidara of the Rock village.

Sasori: Sasori of the Sand

Deidara: *shakes hi hand* nice to meet you*let's go*

Sasori:...*looking at Deidara's hand*

Deidara: What? *looks down to see mouth in hand trying to eat sasori's disattached arm* NO BAD ARM!!

Sasori: *takes arm and backs up slowly*
(an hour later)
Deidara: Aw come on! I didn't mean to!

Sasori: *in his puppet, hiruko* No step away from the puppet!

well that's mostly the things that happen around here and the Akatsuki is pretty mad about school starting 2marrow But they'll get over it soon
!!!!!!!bow down to jasin you peices of CRAP!!!!!!!!
sorry about that
Hidan jumped on me and started doing perveted things *kinda liked it*
and he some how got to the keyboard
OH it's was on the floor
WELL BYE!!!!